For some reason Howard and I were trying to talk to this couple who lived in a brick house. Howard went around to the back door. I knocked on the front. I was talking to the woman when her husband came up to her and asked "Honey did you order a Pizza?"
She turned to him and asked "No, why?"
"Well, there is an Italian Pizza boy at the back door." After some investigation we discovered it was Howard. When asked why he had gone to the back door and had spoken Italian then identified himself as a Pizza delivery boy, he said that he couldn't think of anything else to get the man to open the door. I woke up laughing.
Ok so it's not as funny to other people as it is to me. LOL